Famous Quotes by Victor Borge

Below are famous quotes by Victor Borge - US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000).

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

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