Famous Quotes by W.C. Fields

Below are famous quotes by W.C. Fields - .

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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