Famous Quotes by Johnny Carson

Below are famous quotes by Johnny Carson - US comedian & television host (1925 - 2005).

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

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