Famous Quotes by Emo Phillips

Below are famous quotes by Emo Phillips - US comedian.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"

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