Famous Quotes by Joan Rivers

Below are famous quotes by Joan Rivers - US comedienne (1935 - ).

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

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