Famous Quotes by Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

Below are famous quotes by Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future - US cartoonist (1957 - ).

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.

No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.

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