Famous Quotes by Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

Below are famous quotes by Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" - US columnist & humorist (1947 - ).

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

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