Famous Quotes by Frank Zappa

Below are famous quotes by Frank Zappa - US musician, singer, & songwriter (1940 - 1993).

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.

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