Famous Quotes by Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine

Below are famous quotes by Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine - US comedian and actor (1955 - ).

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!

I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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