Famous Quotes by Rita Rudner

Below are famous quotes by Rita Rudner - US comedian.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'

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