Famous Quotes by Robert Byrne

Below are famous quotes by Robert Byrne - .

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Love will find a lay.

Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

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