Famous Quotes by Jay Leno

Below are famous quotes by Jay Leno - US comedian & television host (1950 - ).

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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